Fuck You, Horse.

This site is about how much I fucking hate horses. Fucking stupid horses. God DAMN IT!

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From out special corrispondent, code name “Puff Head”
Horses are trying to kill Madonna!!!
First on her 47th b-day:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8973621/http://tinyurl.com/dkf59p
http://i.ivillage.com/E/090605/Madonna_300.jpgAgain, just a couple weeks ago:http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/18/madonna-injured-horseback-riding/Some pics Madonna and Steven Klein did together with horses:http://www.madonna-online.ch/m-online/galleries/2006/06-06-00_w-magazine/06-06-00_w-magazine-steven-klein.htmAlso, you should check out Madonna’s Confessions Tour, if you have it in you.  A lot of horse stuff going on like humans dressed and acting like horses (I wonder if they are of the “whorse” species you speak of on your website?), images of people falling off horses, and x-rays of Madge’s broken bones in the background..I also attached a pic I just found of Madonna on a horse.  It looks likes this horse has kidnapped her and is going to rape her!

From out special corrispondent, code name “Puff Head”

Horses are trying to kill Madonna!!!

First on her 47th b-day:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8973621/

http://tinyurl.com/dkf59p


http://i.ivillage.com/E/090605/Madonna_300.jpg

Again, just a couple weeks ago:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/18/madonna-injured-horseback-riding/

Some pics Madonna and Steven Klein did together with horses:

http://www.madonna-online.ch/m-online/galleries/2006/06-06-00_w-magazine/06-06-00_w-magazine-steven-klein.htm

Also, you should check out Madonna’s Confessions Tour, if you have it in you.  A lot of horse stuff going on like humans dressed and acting like horses (I wonder if they are of the “whorse” species you speak of on your website?), images of people falling off horses, and x-rays of Madge’s broken bones in the background..

I also attached a pic I just found of Madonna on a horse.  It looks likes this horse has kidnapped her and is going to rape her!

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This horse just fucking pisses me off. Fuck him.  He is a fucking looser horse and I fucking hate him.  Stupid horse.

This horse just fucking pisses me off. Fuck him.  He is a fucking looser horse and I fucking hate him.  Stupid horse.

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Ok horse, fine, you win this round. You go ahead and you fuck Harry Potter.  You better not hurt him though. Don’t you fucking dare hurt Harry Potter. If any part of him is any more stretched out or smooshed then when you took him, I will come after you. Just give me one reason horse. Give me a reason to come over there and slap the shit out of your fucking Mr. Ed looking face. 

Ok horse, fine, you win this round. You go ahead and you fuck Harry Potter.  You better not hurt him though. Don’t you fucking dare hurt Harry Potter. If any part of him is any more stretched out or smooshed then when you took him, I will come after you. Just give me one reason horse. Give me a reason to come over there and slap the shit out of your fucking Mr. Ed looking face. 

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Quick note, I fucking hate Sarah Jessica Parker because she fucking resembles a horse. She is, what I call, a WHORE-se.  That is completely different from what the horses are trying to create with human woman, the Whorse.  

Quick note, I fucking hate Sarah Jessica Parker because she fucking resembles a horse. She is, what I call, a WHORE-se.  That is completely different from what the horses are trying to create with human woman, the Whorse.  

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Obviously this is one of those fucking friends of a horse cats riding a horse into battle.  Well fuck them.  Cats aren’t better than people either. Cats are fucking lazier than horses. Cats lick themselves all day. That proves that cats are even more perverted than horses.  I say, any animal seen being friends with a horse can fuck themselves in their fucking horse fucking ass.  

Obviously this is one of those fucking friends of a horse cats riding a horse into battle.  Well fuck them.  Cats aren’t better than people either. Cats are fucking lazier than horses. Cats lick themselves all day. That proves that cats are even more perverted than horses.  I say, any animal seen being friends with a horse can fuck themselves in their fucking horse fucking ass.  

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This fucking horse shit gets worse every fucking day. The horses have an accomplice. CATS.  Fucking horses an cats are fucking best god damn friends now.  I cannot fucking believe this fucking shit.  Cute and cuddly meets smelly and horrifying.  Fuck you horse, and fuck you cats for being friends with them.

This fucking horse shit gets worse every fucking day. The horses have an accomplice. CATS.  Fucking horses an cats are fucking best god damn friends now.  I cannot fucking believe this fucking shit.  Cute and cuddly meets smelly and horrifying.  Fuck you horse, and fuck you cats for being friends with them.

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Obviously this is a horse coming in for a landing after it flew over a house. Why was it flying over the house, you ask?  Because it was shitting on the house. Horses, because they can fly, enjoy shitting on the roofs of houses.  Horses are fucking assholes, dude.

Obviously this is a horse coming in for a landing after it flew over a house. Why was it flying over the house, you ask?  Because it was shitting on the house. Horses, because they can fly, enjoy shitting on the roofs of houses.  Horses are fucking assholes, dude.

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I don’t drink Budweiser for this very reason.  They promote horses. Not only that, they pay the horses to pull that wagon.  So fuck you, horse, and fuck you, Budweiser.  It’s a shitty beer anyway that tastes like urine. It prolly is horse urine.  You should be ashamed.

I don’t drink Budweiser for this very reason.  They promote horses. Not only that, they pay the horses to pull that wagon.  So fuck you, horse, and fuck you, Budweiser.  It’s a shitty beer anyway that tastes like urine. It prolly is horse urine.  You should be ashamed.

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This is a picture of a horse trying to eat an old person.  Moments after this photograph was taken, the horse was arrested.  It was very quickly found that the horse was guilty of trying to eat an old person, and the horse was sent to a prison island in the pacific.  On that island horses are left to kill each other. It is humane, as there is enough food to feed anyone that survives.  That and who the fuck cares about fucking horses anyway, am I right?

This is a picture of a horse trying to eat an old person.  Moments after this photograph was taken, the horse was arrested.  It was very quickly found that the horse was guilty of trying to eat an old person, and the horse was sent to a prison island in the pacific.  On that island horses are left to kill each other. It is humane, as there is enough food to feed anyone that survives.  That and who the fuck cares about fucking horses anyway, am I right?

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So, this horse thinks he can make himself look like a cuddly panda, and maybe we wont notice that he is a VILE FUCKING CREATURE THAT NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE.  

So, this horse thinks he can make himself look like a cuddly panda, and maybe we wont notice that he is a VILE FUCKING CREATURE THAT NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE.  

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